New Tour Dates

New shows added in Florida, Tennessee and Pennsylvania!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Went rafting in the Deschutes river. Goofy hat required. Survived, that is all.“

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

72%
Knee pain

89%
Chances I ski this year

41%

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