Bill Engvall | Comedian, Actor, Writer

Bill has a Podcast!

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Listen to new episodes of “My Two Cents with Bill Engvall” each Wednesday.

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“I think it’d be awesome to see @Simone_Biles on the next season of #DWTS!! Come on @DancingABC. Make it happen!“

News flash

New comedy special coming soon

Rockford never forgets

Twenty years ago in Rockford, Ill., Bill sold out one of his first comedy shows at the Coronado Theater. The funny thing was they misspelled his name on the marquee. Twenty years later, he came back to shoot a special and whad’ya know? It’s misspelled again! Never change, Rockford.

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