New Tour Dates

New shows added in Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi and Missouri!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Safe to say the Engvalls are excited for Christmas!! Do you have your tree up yet? #christmas“

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

77%
Knee pain

65%
Chances I ski this year

45%

Dallas Cowboys' 2019 Super Bowl chances