Bill Engvall | Comedian, Actor, Writer

Bill has a Podcast!

New on PodcastOne

Listen to new episodes of “My Two Cents with Bill Engvall” each Wednesday.

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Just heard @GovernerPerry paired with THE BEST pro @EmmaSlaterDance for this season of @DancingABC! Give em hell you two! #dwts23 #Texas“

News flash

Bill stars in new horror film, “The Neighbor“

For the first time in his career, Bill is playing a bad guy! We’ve been inundated with requests about where you can find and watch Bill’s new horror movie, The Neighbor. Click “Read on” for a comprehensive list, and to watch clips from the new movie.

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.
78%
Approval rating of my homemade peach ice cream
82%
Chances I’ll be fishing this week
100%

Texas Longhorns' National Title Chances (Post-Notre Dame win)

Post-Notre Dame win