New Tour Dates

New shows added in California, Missouri and Oregon!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“It wouldn’t be weird to register for @billengvall standup DVDs for mine and my fiancé’s wedding, would it?“ I mean …. what else could you possibly need?! Love it!

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

72%
Excitement level about my Angels and Ohtani!

100%
Excitement level for golf season

100%

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