New Tour Dates

New shows added in Colorado and Iowa!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Ollie update: Our owl pal has a head injury, but is on the mend. Thanks to the Wildlife Rehab Center of Northern Utah saving him — and for fielding my many phone calls!“

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

81%
Knee pain

73%
Chances I ski this year

43%

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