New Tour Dates

New shows added in Oklahoma, Idaho and Minnesota!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Great seeing my ‘ol friend Keith Burns in Nashville. Thanks for a great turn out Nashville. Cya soon“

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

Chances I survive ‘Survivor Man’

Excitement level for golf season


Dallas Cowboys' 2019 Super Bowl chances