Bill Engvall | Comedian, Actor, Writer

New Tour Dates

New shows added in Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio and New York!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Happy Thanksgiving to the greatest fans in the world. Remember to give thanks for our freedoms and give your kids a kiss for no reason other than you’re thankful for them. Oh yeah, better kiss your spouse too. Hahaha“

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

84%
Golf game

33%
Joint pain

94%

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