Bill Engvall | Comedian, Actor, Writer

Bill has a Podcast!

New on PodcastOne

Listen to new episodes of “My Two Cents with Bill Engvall” each Wednesday.

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Just heard @GovernerPerry paired with THE BEST pro @EmmaSlaterDance for this season of @DancingABC! Give em hell you two! #dwts23 #Texas“

News flash

Bill stars in new horror film, “The Neighbor“

For the first time in his career, Bill is playing a bad guy! We’ve been inundated with requests about where you can find and watch Bill’s new horror movie, The Neighbor. Click “Read on” for a comprehensive list, and to watch clips from the new movie.

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.
Approval rating of my homemade peach ice cream
Chances I’ll be fishing this week

Texas Longhorns' National Title Chances (Post-Notre Dame win)

Post-Notre Dame win