New Tour Dates

New shows added in Iowa and Missouri!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Backstage at my very first Tonite Show with Johnny Carson. Yes, I was completely freaked.“

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

92%
Knee pain

81%
How much I’m ready for summer

99%

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