Bill Engvall | Comedian, Actor, Writer

New Tour Dates

New show scheduled in California and Washington!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“These #ModernDayBoyScoutBadges are hilarious. ‘Password Remembering Badge’ might be my favorite!“

News flash

New ways to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

88%
Golf game

29%
Excitement level about my new tour stop in Marysville, WA

100%

Dallas Cowboys' 2018 Super Bowl chances