New Tour Dates

New shows added in Pennsylvania and New Jersey!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“I’ve always wanted to be in a beer commercial — so this is my beer commercial…“

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

Knee pain

Excitement level about summer ending


Dallas Cowboys' 2019 Super Bowl chances