New Tour Dates

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New shows scheduled in Nebraska and Idaho!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Who’s watching #DWTS!!? Love seeing my old partner @EmmaSlaterDance killing it out there!!“

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Check out Bill’s Podcast, My Two Cents

Listen as Bill waxes poetically from the privacy of his own living room! Yes, Bill has a podcast, and he’s using it to chat with celebrity guests, clown around with his wife and — most importantly — to offer his two cents on the world. Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

91%
Jake’s grade in doggy daycare

83%
Excitement level about my new special

100%

Dallas Cowboys' 2018 Super Bowl chances