New Tour Dates

New shows added in California, Missouri and Oregon!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Who’s sweating out there!? This heat is getting to me….here’s your sign sun! 😅🌞🔥 #HeatWave2018“

News flash

How to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

82%
Excitement level for football season

100%
Knee pain

77%

Dallas Cowboys' 2019 Super Bowl chances