Bill Engvall | Comedian, Actor, Writer

New Tour Dates

New show scheduled in Michigan, New Mexico and Montana!

He Said It...

Social musings from the mind of Bill Engvall
“Congratulations to Emma!!!!! Way to go. You earned it and deserved to win this year’s season of Dancing with the Stars. So proud of you.“

News flash

New ways to buy ‘Just Sell Him For Parts’

Bill’s new comedy special is now available on Amazon, iTunes and Google Play. It’s also available on-demand for Comcast, Dish and Playstation Vue subscribers. Click “More Info” for details!

Bill's Bottom Line

My approval rating with the Mrs.

Chances Bill’s Angels catch the Astros

Excitement level about my new special


Dallas Cowboys' 2018 Super Bowl chances